For the family’s favorite emotional dumpster who finally decided to accessorize accordingly.



This “Official Scapegoat” long sleeve is for the one person who’s been blamed for everything since childhood and somehow still shows up to the holidays with snacks, boundaries, and the emotional intelligence of a seasoned therapist.

It’s a deadpan uniform for the brave soul who knows the truth, refuses to gaslight herself anymore, and has achieved the rare holiday superpower known as IDGAF Inner Peace.



Featuring a witch calmly holding a glass of wine and a sign that reads “Please direct all projections here,” this shirt quietly announces that you’re done absorbing the family’s unprocessed shadow work — but you’ll still look festive while dodging their delusions.



Wear it to remind everyone that:

• you see everything

• you accept nothing

• and you no longer carry anyone’s generational nonsense

Perfect for surviving family gatherings with dignity, humor, and an unbothered aura that whispers:

“I’ve retired from being your emotional landfill.”



⭐ FABRIC & DETAILS

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors: 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather & Black Heather: 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142.4 g/m²)

• 32 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Cover-stitched collar

• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US



⭐ Bella + Canvas 3501 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide

• XS: 27″ length / 16.5″ width / 25″ sleeve

• S: 28″ length / 18″ width / 25⅝″ sleeve

• M: 29″ length / 20″ width / 26¼″ sleeve

• L: 30″ length / 22″ width / 26⅞″ sleeve

• XL: 31″ length / 24″ width / 27½″ sleeve

• 2XL: 32″ length / 26″ width / 28⅛″ sleeve



⭐ FULFILLMENT NOTE

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction — thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!