For the witch who finally stopped trying to be “easy,” “pleasant,” or “palatable”… and chose liberation instead.



This long sleeve is for the woman who realized she was never the problem — she was the pattern interrupt. The truth-teller. The cycle-breaker. The one who ruins dysfunctional family systems simply by refusing to shrink. Featuring a witch pointing straight at you like a cosmic Uncle Sam, this shirt says loud and clear:



“Be the thing they didn’t see coming.”



Perfect for holiday chaos, boundary season, and showing up to family functions as your fully initiated Lilithian self — unapologetically, unmistakably, and gloriously problematic in all the right ways.

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• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton



• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester



• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester



• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)



• 32 singles



• Regular fit



• Side-seamed construction



• Crew neck



• Cover-stitched collar



• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs



• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

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Bella + Canvas 3501 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide:



• XS: 27″ length / 16.5″ width / 25″ sleeve

• S: 28″ length / 18″ width / 25⅝″ sleeve

• M: 29″ length / 20″ width / 26¼″ sleeve

• L: 30″ length / 22″ width / 26⅞″ sleeve

• XL: 31″ length / 24″ width / 27½″ sleeve

• 2XL: 32″ length / 26″ width / 28⅛″ sleeve

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This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!