For the witch who brings just enough holiday cheer to stay invited… and just enough chaos to keep it interesting.



This long sleeve tee is for the woman who refuses to perform “nice” for the season, yet still manages to outshine the Christmas lights. Featuring a sleek witch in a crimson gown, casting festive trouble while her unimpressed familiar rides along in a tiny Santa hat, this design whispers:



“I bring spells, boundaries, and seasonal dysfunction — in that order.”



Whether you’re gliding past family drama, dodging invasive questions, or simply enchanting the room with your silent judgment, this shirt is your official uniform for surviving December like the elegant menace you are.

Perfect for holiday parties, Yule rituals, office gatherings, and hexing the halls all the way home.



Shirt Details

• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)

• 32 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Cover-stitched collar

• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US



Bella + Canvas 3501 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide:

• XS: 27″ length / 16.5″ width / 25″ sleeve

• S: 28″ length / 18″ width / 25⅝″ sleeve

• M: 29″ length / 20″ width / 26¼″ sleeve

• L: 30″ length / 22″ width / 26⅞″ sleeve

• XL: 31″ length / 24″ width / 27½″ sleeve

• 2XL: 32″ length / 26″ width / 28⅛″ sleeve



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction — thank you for choosing aligned, intentional commerce.