For the witch who shows up to the family gathering looking festive… and emotionally unavailable.



This shirt is for anyone who celebrates the holidays by avoiding small talk, silently judging everyone’s life choices, and pretending not to hear your Tía ask why you’re still single. Featuring a stoic witch in full yuletide regalia with her familiar judging humanity beside her, this design says:

“I’m here. I’m merry. Don’t talk to me.”



Perfect for Christmas chaos, office parties, and hexing the halls in peace.



• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)

• 32 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Cover-stitched collar

• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US



Bella + Canvas 3501 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide:

• XS: 27″ length / 16.5″ width / 25″ sleeve

• S: 28″ length / 18″ width / 25⅝″ sleeve

• M: 29″ length / 20″ width / 26¼″ sleeve

• L: 30″ length / 22″ width / 26⅞″ sleeve

• XL: 31″ length / 24″ width / 27½″ sleeve

• 2XL: 32″ length / 26″ width / 28⅛″ sleeve



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!