For the witch who knows Santa may make a list…

but she rewrites destinies.



This shirt is for anyone who’s tired of holiday traditions acting like women should be “nice,” “polite,” or “grateful” while carrying the emotional labor of an entire civilization. Featuring a confident witch perched on a chimney while Santa nervously rechecks his list, this design declares:

“I don’t break the rules — I upgrade them.”



Perfect for the witch who handles the holidays with charm, strategy, and supernatural competence while the men around her scramble to keep up.

Wear it to remind everyone that:

you make the magic

you set the tone

and Christmas works better when a witch is running the show.



• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)

• 32 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Cover-stitched collar

• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US



Bella + Canvas 3501 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide:

• XS: 27″ length / 16.5″ width / 25″ sleeve

• S: 28″ length / 18″ width / 25⅝″ sleeve

• M: 29″ length / 20″ width / 26¼″ sleeve

• L: 30″ length / 22″ width / 26⅞″ sleeve

• XL: 31″ length / 24″ width / 27½″ sleeve

• 2XL: 32″ length / 26″ width / 28⅛″ sleeve



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!