For the ones who grew up as the scapegoat… but survived with their magic intact.

This design captures every holiday dynamic you’ve ever had to spiritually duck from:



The elephant in the room refusing to see anything, the goat covering its mouth to keep the “family secrets,” the literal black sheep absorbing all the projections — and you, the witch, sitting there unbothered, self-possessed, and in full power.

A shirt for anyone who walked into family gatherings with boundary spells, emotional armor, and a sense of humor. Merry Hexmas, baby.



• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton

• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester

• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)

• 32 singles

• Regular fit

• Side-seamed construction

• Crew neck

• Cover-stitched collar

• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US



Bella + Canvas 3501 — Unisex Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide:

• XS: 27″ length / 16.5″ width / 25″ sleeve

• S: 28″ length / 18″ width / 25⅝″ sleeve

• M: 29″ length / 20″ width / 26¼″ sleeve

• L: 30″ length / 22″ width / 26⅞″ sleeve

• XL: 31″ length / 24″ width / 27½″ sleeve

• 2XL: 32″ length / 26″ width / 28⅛″ sleeve



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!