Before witchcraft was declawed, dipped in pastel moon water, and shelved next to the organic anal lube, rose quartz butt plugs and free-range yoni eggs at Whole Foods, it was sacred technology.
It was feared. It was respected. It was earned.

 

Then came 2019.
A Facebook post went viral, and I watched the beige-witch empire rebrand it, flinch, twitch, and clutch its unethically-sourced palo santo.

Witches grabbed their chakra journals. 

Influencers scrambled to sage their ring lights. 

 

It was glorious.

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And no, it wasn’t your favorite reiki-certified TikTok witch who thinks “shadow work” means shopping at 

Hot Topic.
 

Hi.

It was me.

 

But the proof? That’s coming soon. 

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Years later—after watching my words get chewed up, whitewashed, and spit out by love-and-light witchfluencers yelling 'fuck gatekeepers!' between sponsored posts—I’ve decided it’s time. If I don’t like where this is all going, then yeah… I guess I’m the one who needs to steer the broom.

 

Summer Solstice, I'm finally releasing the Intro to Witchcraft Course Becky’s been desperately needing more than her oat-milk latte, (a-hem, I love those latte's too btw).
 

Four weeks. No fluff, no filters.

Just witchcraft real enough to scare the beige right out of ya'. 

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In the meantime... say hello to our patron saint of 'Witch, Please':​

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